Holly Impregnated Taiwaneese pre-teen batman! The Del Close Marathon Day one opened with a bang. The big hilights of the evening were The Press Conference, MySpace (The Knights of Islip), The Stepfathers (The Twin Manatees), Code Duello: Hamilton & Burr (Party on Land), DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family (Your mom is fucking Dead, so deal with It), Chuckle Sandwich (We got Doors and coke), Director’s Commentary LIVE (It’s SWAYZE!), The Sunshine Gang (Blowing Up Mom and Killing a Daemon On Her Birthday), Thank God You Brought Beer (Strawberry!) and of course Wicked Fuckin’ Queeyah (Tootsie Roll Dick Meets a Feckin’ Asama Bin Laden and Aborted You).

(Photos to come)