jokes

So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The barman, being an observant sort of bloke, says “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”

“Arrrr,” says the pirate. “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

A Hasidic Jew walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender asks “Hey that’s awesome, where did you get it?”

“Bensonhurst.” replies the parrot.