Category Archives: jokes

Pirate Jokes

So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
The barman, being an observant sort of bloke, says “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”
“Arrrr,” says the pirate. “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

The Only Joke My Father Knows

A Hasidic Jew walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender asks “Hey that’s awesome, where did you get it?”
“Bensonhurst.” replies the parrot.